Funny Shit to Do at School
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| LoganJ7 Defiant Posts: 7 Joined: Jun 2011 Thanks: 7 | 100 Funny Things To Do In School And Class Bored in class? Try some of these ideas... 100 Funny Things To Do In School And Class if you're bored
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| 06-16-2011 02:40 AM |
| .Manicrose. CODSWALLOP Posts: 843 Joined: Mar 2011 Thanks: 0 | Re: 100 Funny Things To Do In School And Class Quote:Roast marshmallows on the bunsen burners. If the teacher tells you to stop, whip out a pack of sausages and roast that. If the teacher tells you to stop doing that, then pull out a whole chicken and spit roast it. Omg these are so funny... Go to work. Send your kids to school. Follow fashion. Act normal. Walk on the pavement. Watch TV. Save for your old age. Obey the law. Repeat after me: "I am free." |
| 06-16-2011 03:26 AM |
| NightThoughts Night changes the way you think. Posts: 158 Joined: Jan 2012 Thanks: 0 | RE: 100 Funny Things To Do In School And Class I just died laughing. I'd put a pithy quote here, but I'd rather speak for myself. Superpowers aren't just flying and lifting several tons. Whatever you're good at, that's your superpower. Learn to deal with it. |
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| Stadium Fanatic Posts: 2,489 Joined: Nov 2011 Thanks: 1 | RE: 100 Funny Things To Do In School And Class 102. Smoke weed, it gives the illusion that the pointless shit you're learning is interesting No, this is Patrick. |
| 01-25-2012 07:42 AM |
| The The; Captain Obvious Posts: 1,208 Joined: Jan 2012 Thanks: 0 | RE: 100 Funny Things To Do In School And Class (01-25-2012 07:42 AM)StadiumArcadium Wrote: 102. Smoke weed, it gives the illusion that the pointless shit you're learning is interesting That^ ....................../´¯/) ....................,/¯../ .................../..../ ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸ ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\ ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...') .........\.................'...../ ..........''...\.......... _.·´ ............\..............( ..............\.............\ |
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| Miller0700 Here to save you. Posts: 3,405 Joined: Oct 2010 Thanks: 64 | RE: 100 Funny Things To Do In School And Class 103. Take people's bags and hide them somewhere. Later, ask them where their bags are. Previously known as Derchin. |
| 01-25-2012 10:44 AM |
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| The The; Captain Obvious Posts: 1,208 Joined: Jan 2012 Thanks: 0 | RE: 100 Funny Things To Do In School And Class #105 During a test, scream TITANIC LAWN GNOMES! I SKIPPED 7! Stolen from this Watch on YouTube ....................../´¯/) ....................,/¯../ .................../..../ ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸ ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\ ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...') .........\.................'...../ ..........''...\.......... _.·´ ............\..............( ..............\.............\ (This post was last modified: 05-04-2012 07:07 AM by The.) |
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| LOON_ATTIC A NERD Posts: 5,158 Joined: May 2009 Thanks: 9 | RE: 100 Funny Things To Do In School And Class itsa RIKRON |
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| aaaaaaasd Grorious Moddu Posts: 7,344 Joined: Oct 2007 Thanks: 1 | RE: 100 Funny Things To Do In School And Class sure is 12 in here get back to your playpen and stop eating the sand |
| 01-25-2012 10:22 PM |
| Efs Fanatic Posts: 3,981 Joined: Mar 2010 Thanks: 2 | RE: 100 Funny Things To Do In School And Class ^lol my initial thoughts. But then I realized fuck it I'm gonna be immature! (01-10-2012 02:15 PM)Maelstrom Wrote: Efs, your nihilism is beautiful. |
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| SoulRiser Site Founder Posts: 18,240 Joined: Aug 2001 Thanks: 2669 | |
| 01-27-2012 04:10 AM |
| proud-scene-kid Renegade Posts: 92 Joined: Jan 2012 Thanks: 0 | RE: 100 Funny Things To Do In School And Class I used to do #95 all the time in elementary school FTW (\__/) This is Bunny. Paste Bunny into your signature (='.'=) to help him gain world domination. (")_(") |
| 02-03-2012 08:29 AM |
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| Miller0700 Here to save you. Posts: 3,405 Joined: Oct 2010 Thanks: 64 | RE: 100 Funny Things To Do In School And Class (02-03-2012 08:29 AM)proud-scene-kid Wrote: I used to do #95 all the time in elementary school FTW Previously known as Derchin. |
| 02-03-2012 11:52 AM |
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| batboy138 MASTA SLAPA Posts: 417 Joined: May 2011 Thanks: 0 | RE: 100 Funny Things To Do In School And Class Draw an upside-down pentagram on the whiteboard and the phrase "hail satan" backwards underneath it. "There's no 'I' in 'Team'." Yeah, but there is a "me" in "Team" spelled backwards! |
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| Aesc Time isnt Wasted, when you gettin Wasted Posts: 28 Joined: Apr 2012 Thanks: 0 | |
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| Sharpie Banned Posts: 1,426 Joined: Nov 2011 Thanks: 21 | RE: 100 Funny Things To Do In School And Class (05-03-2012 10:46 AM)batboy138 Wrote: Draw an upside-down pentagram on the whiteboard and the phrase "hail satan" backwards underneath it. Someone I know at my school has done this multiple times in the computer lab during times it isn't used by many people. I dunno what the reactions were. |
| 05-03-2012 01:52 PM |
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| CatFan Defiant Posts: 2 Joined: Oct 2012 Thanks: 0 | 100 Funny Things To Do In School And Class Stare at someone and if/when they stare back at you, yell, "Staring is extremely impolite!" Bring a Glad product to school and whenever someone gets mad at you, say, "Don't get mad! Get Glad!" Then hold up the Glad product. Keep talking as if you're talking to the person next to you, and when they answer, scream, "I wasn't talking to you! Now, Bob, where were we?" When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially in thin narrow places. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment. Follow people through the halls, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they enter a class. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!" Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible." Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?" Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the school. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!" |
| 10-21-2012 02:12 AM |
| DragoniteSky Servine is epic. Posts: 57 Joined: Nov 2012 Thanks: 10 | 100 Funny Things To Do In School And Class Enter the class room with a Finn costume and say "WHAT TIME IS IT?!?" also have someone dress up as Jake. |
| 11-24-2012 04:47 AM |
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| Ky Shadow Posts: 5,201 Joined: Aug 2012 Thanks: 1794 | 100 Funny Things To Do In School And Class ^ If someone were to do that, I'd look at my watch and tell them the exact time, right down to the second. Public Service Announcement: First world problems are still problems . |
| 11-24-2012 06:56 AM |
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| MonkeyDerp Defiant Posts: 6 Joined: Dec 2012 Thanks: 0 | 100 Funny Things To Do In School And Class lol these are hilarious!!! |
| 12-05-2012 05:23 AM |
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| Jasterfarian Defiant Posts: 5 Joined: Oct 2012 Thanks: 0 | 100 Funny Things To Do In School And Class dress up as a unicorn and claim to be the four horseman's horsey |
| 12-05-2012 06:11 AM |
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| sabata414 Defiant Posts: 2 Joined: Dec 2012 Thanks: 0 | RE: 100 Funny Things To Do In School And Class 22: "We don't need no education. We don't need no thought control. No dark sarcasm, in the classroom." |
| 12-19-2012 09:09 AM |
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| Ky Shadow Posts: 5,201 Joined: Aug 2012 Thanks: 1794 | RE: 100 Funny Things To Do In School And Class (12-19-2012 09:09 AM)sabata414 Wrote: 22: "We don't need no education. We don't need no thought control. No dark sarcasm, in the classroom." That is the third, if not fourth, time I've heard that very Pink Floyd reference this month. Teacher. TEACHER. Leave those kids alone! Public Service Announcement: First world problems are still problems . |
| 12-19-2012 09:47 AM |
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| sabata414 Defiant Posts: 2 Joined: Dec 2012 Thanks: 0 | RE: 100 Funny Things To Do In School And Class (12-19-2012 09:47 AM)DoA Wrote:(12-19-2012 09:09 AM)sabata414 Wrote: 22: "We don't need no education. We don't need no thought control. No dark sarcasm, in the classroom."That is the third, if not fourth, time I've heard that very Pink Floyd reference this month. I can see a teacher saying that. |
| 12-19-2012 11:05 AM |
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| EntityCubed Back In Black Posts: 262 Joined: Jan 2013 Thanks: 14 | 100 Funny Things To Do In School And Class Replace the f-word with octagon, and say stuff like" Octagon you", we made this up in geometry in 3rd grade ^_^ "It does a fool no good to spend money on an education. Why? Because he has no common sense."-George Bush (This post was last modified: 02-18-2013 11:19 AM by EntityCubed.) |
| 02-18-2013 11:17 AM |
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| HeartoftheNorth Sharkamander Posts: 50 Joined: Dec 2012 Thanks: 0 | 100 Funny Things To Do In School And Class I actually want to try some of these. "What if Morgan Freeman was Jesus?" "Well you know what?! I'd... actually, I'd be okay with that." |
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| brainiac3397 Machiavellian Amoeba Posts: 9,823 Joined: Feb 2013 Thanks: 20 | 100 Funny Things To Do In School And Class Lol. Funny stuff. Reminds me of the 100 funny things to do in a court-room... Personality DNA Report (06-14-2013 08:02 AM)Potato Wrote: watch the fuq out, we've got an "intellectual" over here. Brainiac3397's Mental Health Status Log Wrote: |
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| LadyKira Stardust Crusader Posts: 429 Joined: Feb 2013 Thanks: 160 | 100 Funny Things To Do In School And Class Randomly scream objection to one thing the teacher says in class. RIP URY AND GWEDIN "The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches a lesson."-Tom Bodett "I've been making a list of the things they don't teach you at school. They don't teach you how to love somebody. They don't teach you how to be famous. They don't teach you how to be rich or how to be poor. They don't teach you how to walk away from someone you don't love any longer. They don't teach you how to know what's going on in someone else's mind. They don't teach you what to say to someone who's dying. They don't teach you anything worth knowing."-Neil Gaimen Usernames that I have used before: Lollipopgirl Hidden stuff: LadyKiras emotional status Wrote: LadyKira's Daily Song(s): Watch on YouTube |
| 02-19-2013 05:52 AM |
| Jskelton11 Defiant Posts: 1 Joined: May 2013 Thanks: 0 | RE: 100 Funny Things To Do In School And Class Don't just pretend to shoot your teacher just make a crosbow with a empty ink cartrige and pen houseing and rubber band and shoot him (This post was last modified: 05-23-2013 12:56 AM by Jskelton11.) |
| 05-23-2013 12:56 AM |
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| EntityCubed Back In Black Posts: 262 Joined: Jan 2013 Thanks: 14 | RE: 100 Funny Things To Do In School And Class Be an asshole. "It does a fool no good to spend money on an education. Why? Because he has no common sense."-George Bush |
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